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旧事几则

26 Mar

(一)吃一口汤圆喝一口汤
壮壮爱吃汤圆,但是不爱喝汤,爸爸为此很苦恼。某日,爸爸喂壮壮吃汤圆,一边喂一边唱——“吃一口汤圆喝一口汤,吃一口汤圆喝一口汤”。开始壮壮觉得新鲜,所以汤圆吃完后真的不再拒绝爸爸塞过来的汤圆汤,爸爸为此非常得意。过了一会儿,壮壮觉得不对劲,自己改了一下歌词,然后跟着唱——“吃一口汤圆吃一口汤圆,吃一口汤圆吃一口汤圆”,爸爸的汤一递到嘴边她就开始摇头,固执地唱自己的,曲调和爸爸一模一样,爸爸气得脸都绿了。

(二)贼娃子
妈妈发现壮壮很八卦。因为她很不喜欢洗澡,放到澡盆里面就哭个不停,但是给她讲讲八卦的事情,她就开始听,注意力一转移,人也开始配合了。妈妈发现后就经常拿一些八卦对付她,屡试不爽。八卦的内容基本都是刚看的电视或者报纸里面的社会新闻,有时候没有东西讲了,就讲自己的亲身经历,贼娃子就是妈妈的亲身经历,是妈妈以前被偷手机的事。没想到,壮壮听了几遍记住了。有一天爸爸不知道在干什么,壮壮凑过来:“爸爸,我给你讲一个贼娃子的故事哈…”爸爸一愣:“什么?”“就是一个贼娃子的故事啊!”壮壮不再等爸爸提问,自己眉飞色舞地讲起来——
“有一个贼娃子哈,可坏了。妈妈在逛街哈,他就哈,用一个长钩子哈,把妈妈的手机偷了,你说他坏不坏?…”
基本上是讲一句就“哈”一下,爸爸忍俊不禁。壮壮讲完的时候,嘴巴往前一揪,眉毛还一皱,一脸痛恨的表情,爸爸笑得前仰后合。

(三)牛司机
这是壮壮生病期间发生的事情。
去年壮壮支气管炎,有一段时间每天要到儿童医院输液。等待的过程总是很漫长,妈妈就给壮壮编一些故事来讲,牛司机就是在这样的背景下诞生的。
第一个牛司机是开公交车的,这个司机开着硕大的公交车从一个狭缝通过,两边仅余一厘米,妈妈给壮壮讲了之后,壮壮就给爸爸摆。“爸爸,有个牛司机哈,你不知道他有多牛,他开着车哈,从这么窄的缝缝里面挤过去了,你说他牛不牛?”一边讲一边做手势,两只手伸开在前面比划,可爱极了。
另外一个牛司机壮壮是这样讲的:“爸爸,还有一个牛司机哈,他一边开车一边吃方便面,他还超车,你说危不危险?”爸爸赶紧接:“好危险哦!”壮壮就得意地摇头,一脸满足的神情。

(四)上主食
这是妈妈讲的一个笑话,但是壮壮讲出来感觉就不一样了——
有一个人哈,他喝了酒就去开会哈,该他讲话了哈,他就说——“上主食”,你说好不好笑?
她讲的好玩在于,“上主”是正常发音的,“食”则发为一声,而且把舌头咬得梆紧梆紧的,一边讲一边笑,而且如果你不满意或者太满意她都会重新讲一遍。
壮壮现在说话带典型的四川口音,一口一个“哈”,好像没“哈”就不能说话似的,尤其是在讲她自己觉得有趣的事情的时候更甚,搞笑得很。

 
 

重新开始

18 Mar

整整半年了,不知道该怎样描述发生的这一切。留个记号先,回头补上。

 
 
 
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